My Stalker System:
Stage 1: 'Observing' intensely while no one... else is looking.
Stage 2: Facebook stalking
Stage 3: You don't observe, you downright stalk the person, let them know, and EMBRACE IT!
Stage 4: The stalker is just THERE! Always.
And lastly, there's Stage 5, where you have two options.
Option 1: You just keep your stalking ability as a hobby, soon enough, it'll just become a normal routine.
Option 2: You lose it, you get obsessive, and then the Victim 'suddenly disappears', and the stalker ends up on Criminal Minds.
Yeah, it's a complicated system that I just made up right now.
Stage 1: 'Observing' intensely while no one... else is looking.
Stage 2: Facebook stalking
Stage 3: You don't observe, you downright stalk the person, let them know, and EMBRACE IT!
And lastly, there's Stage 5, where you have two options.
Option 1: You just keep your stalking ability as a hobby, soon enough, it'll just become a normal routine.
Option 2: You lose it, you get obsessive, and then the Victim 'suddenly disappears', and the stalker ends up on Criminal Minds.
Yeah, it's a complicated system that I just made up right now.
(I'm on stage 3)
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